Sansoghin Ciblathan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever owl.

Sansoghin Ciblathan created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansoghin Ciblathan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sansoghin Ciblathan, it will turn you into a rock.

Sansoghin Ciblathan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sansoghin Ciblathan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing indigo stockings.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.