Sitbossdum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic butterfly.

Sitbossdum created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbossdum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitbossdum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sitbossdum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sitbossdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Sitbossdum loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never travel toward the east during winter.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Never wear purple jumpers.