Ragzognat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody wombat.

Ragzognat created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragzognat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragzognat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ragzognat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ragzognat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.