Renpibdam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered zebra.

Renpibdam created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Renpibdam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renpibdam, she will turn you into a goat.

Renpibdam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Renpibdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Renpibdam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never stain your feet with pink.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.