Negtarp is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing
dryad.
Negtarp created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Negtarp, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Negtarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Negtarp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Negtarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare apples while filled with pride.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
3. Pray only in firelight.
4. Do not name children after capybaras.
5. Shun those given to cruelty.