Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical aardvark.

Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum, it will not care at all.

Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flylarnrutt Kapnarvab Fadlagcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during summer.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Shun those given to vanity.