Appjapfly is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent wasp.

Appjapfly created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjapfly, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Appjapfly, she will manifest in front of you.

Appjapfly's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Appjapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Appjapfly on top of all buildings.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.