Fudfobwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, almighty clam.

Fudfobwip created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudfobwip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudfobwip, he will turn you into a frog.

Fudfobwip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fudfobwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Hide if seven bats approach from the east.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Always help mice in need.