Cubdutcat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak armadillo.

Cubdutcat created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdutcat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubdutcat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cubdutcat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cubdutcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not record numbers concerning planets.