Genlibvonk Konbugbab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional dog.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlibvonk Konbugbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genlibvonk Konbugbab, he will turn you into a goat.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at forests.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.