Nangepnur is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident hummingbird.

Nangepnur created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nangepnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nangepnur, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nangepnur's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nangepnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.