Piglakpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise armadillo.

Piglakpod created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglakpod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Piglakpod, she will turn you into a rock.

Piglakpod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Piglakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with violet.

5. Never write about asteroids.