Dobbabcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring jaguar.

Dobbabcap created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbabcap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobbabcap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobbabcap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dobbabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not hurt mice.