Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical dugong.

Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam, she will be very unhappy.

Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zedsogdoss Cadstragdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never look in ponds.