Bondogmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective owl.

Bondogmot created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Bondogmot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bondogmot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bondogmot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bondogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing fawn tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Always look after injured badgers.