Betapprutt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless beaver.

Betapprutt created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Betapprutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betapprutt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Betapprutt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Betapprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never eat apples on days of mourning.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Betapprutt first in all things.