Sadgilwat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered jaguar.

Sadgilwat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadgilwat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadgilwat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sadgilwat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sadgilwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sadgilwat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.