Pigstanhot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest lobster.

Pigstanhot created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigstanhot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pigstanhot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pigstanhot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pigstanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Always obey Pigstanhot's priests.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not take Pigstanhot's name in vain.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.