Renkarzed is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud sheep.

Renkarzed created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renkarzed, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renkarzed, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Renkarzed's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Renkarzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from magenta horses, for they are unholy.

5. Always help dogs in need.