Rancibgab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody beaver.

Rancibgab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rancibgab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rancibgab, he will laugh at you.

Rancibgab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rancibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with shrews.

2. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

3. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing turquoise jumpers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mark doors with red.