Kopmobbigbonmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody hare.

Kopmobbigbonmot created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Kopmobbigbonmot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopmobbigbonmot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kopmobbigbonmot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kopmobbigbonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs blue.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

4. Do not wear tights marked with mauve.

5. Never write about special relativity.