Vigdabflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic goat.

Vigdabflan created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdabflan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigdabflan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vigdabflan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vigdabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Put Vigdabflan first in all things.

3. Do not prepare bread while wearing shorts.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Never feed cherries to tortoises while wearing turquoise ear rings.