Yokspagfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever bee.

Yokspagfeb created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokspagfeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokspagfeb, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yokspagfeb's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yokspagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Put Yokspagfeb first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.