Mitbellmon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable raven.

Mitbellmon created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbellmon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitbellmon, she will think nothing of it.

Mitbellmon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mitbellmon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.