Nigyartvol is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking duck.

Nigyartvol created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Nigyartvol, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nigyartvol, it will curse you with boils.

Nigyartvol's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nigyartvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never mark doors with green.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.