Farhitquamquillgad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical jackal.

Farhitquamquillgad created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farhitquamquillgad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farhitquamquillgad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Farhitquamquillgad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Farhitquamquillgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear red coats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.