Kantipjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited clam.

Kantipjad created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kantipjad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kantipjad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kantipjad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kantipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help great tits.