Dusstadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered tortoise.

Dusstadfeb created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstadfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dusstadfeb, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dusstadfeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dusstadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mix melons with water.