Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent wren.

Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dumdamfit Capbogzig Kengilpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never touch ash while unclean.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.