Bumzignart is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented parrot.

Bumzignart created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumzignart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bumzignart, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bumzignart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bumzignart's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never feed grapes to hamsters while wearing skirts.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.