Hinnelzim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm dolphin.

Hinnelzim created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinnelzim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinnelzim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hinnelzim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hinnelzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven frogs in one place.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.