Quamnulltun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Quamnulltun created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamnulltun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamnulltun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quamnulltun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quamnulltun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never wear pink shorts on sacred days.