Stiklapbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind crab.

Stiklapbep created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiklapbep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiklapbep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stiklapbep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stiklapbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.