Higtomyik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty crow.

Higtomyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higtomyik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higtomyik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Higtomyik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Higtomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not place limes upon stone.