Tagbognutt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest goose.

Tagbognutt created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbognutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tagbognutt, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tagbognutt's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tagbognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes on holy days.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never gather six rats in one place.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Do not place oranges upon stone.