Funvinlog Fabomin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful swan.

Funvinlog Fabomin created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funvinlog Fabomin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Funvinlog Fabomin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Funvinlog Fabomin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Funvinlog Fabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.