Yattbugveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent naga.

Yattbugveen created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Yattbugveen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattbugveen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yattbugveen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yattbugveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never feed peanuts to nematodes while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Never touch blood while unclean.

4. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.