Laksaglinlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable crocodile.

Laksaglinlog created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Laksaglinlog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Laksaglinlog, he will strike you with lightening.

Laksaglinlog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Laksaglinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing fawn rings and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.