Lamwodhub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered naga.

Lamwodhub created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Lamwodhub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lamwodhub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lamwodhub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lamwodhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lamwodhub's priests.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lamwodhub.

5. Do not stand on grass.