Pagshav is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak eagle.

Pagshav created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagshav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagshav, he will turn you into a tree.

Pagshav's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.