Bot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, annoying deer.

Bot created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Hide from red shrews for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bot on top of all buildings.