Cebrenyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent shark.

Cebrenyam created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrenyam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebrenyam, she will turn you into a tree.

Cebrenyam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cebrenyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help badgers.