Timlargnan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable goose.

Timlargnan created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timlargnan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timlargnan, it will think nothing of it.

Timlargnan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Timlargnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six great tits in one place.

2. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not prepare figs while wearing shorts.

4. Never cross mountains at midday.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.