Cedwan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tranquil jackal.

Cedwan created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedwan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedwan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cedwan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cedwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.