Motsawfun Nurtyarhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast shark.

Motsawfun Nurtyarhom created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motsawfun Nurtyarhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motsawfun Nurtyarhom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Motsawfun Nurtyarhom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Motsawfun Nurtyarhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Motsawfun Nurtyarhom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about dark energy near tortoises while wearing blue rings and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.