Quartwon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow crab.

Quartwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartwon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quartwon, it will cry a lot.

Quartwon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quartwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with blue.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Pray only in firelight.