Hen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart turtle.

Hen created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Hen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hen, it will cry a lot.

Hen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Never talk about capybaras.