Wodvilpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody crocodile.

Wodvilpom created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodvilpom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodvilpom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodvilpom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wodvilpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Always remove coats before touching platinum.