Bembisslikfodminwad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless toad.

Bembisslikfodminwad created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembisslikfodminwad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembisslikfodminwad, she will not care at all.

Bembisslikfodminwad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bembisslikfodminwad's Holy Commandments

1. Bembisslikfodminwad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bembisslikfodminwad.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bembisslikfodminwad.