Xincedhat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong goat.

Xincedhat created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xincedhat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xincedhat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xincedhat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xincedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots on fasting days.

2. Retreat if four whales approach from the west.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never adorn your back with magenta markings.

5. Do not dye your hair white.