Yokcutab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty giraffe.

Yokcutab created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcutab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yokcutab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yokcutab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yokcutab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokcutab.

5. Do not eat grapes.