Nullontduss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing snail.

Nullontduss created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullontduss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nullontduss, it will turn you into a goat.

Nullontduss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nullontduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nullontduss on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.