Tomtalduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving goose.

Tomtalduss created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomtalduss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomtalduss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tomtalduss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tomtalduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never prepare apples during spring.